February 2012
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My brother won’t let me play his x-box anymore because I “fucked up his clock.”
LOL OKAY.
Just proves to show that when something wrong happens in the house the blame goes to me.
And for the record, the fucking electricity flickered today. Stop being an asshole.
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I swear to god I just heard someone yell:
“I FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY IN LILO AND STITCH WHO ALWAYS DROPS HIS ICE CREAM, THE POOR BASTARD.”
it made me crack up omg
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shh. just come. →
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tumblr stop
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WHEN THE DOG BITES
WHEN THE BEE STINGS
WHEN I’M FEELING SAD
I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVORITE THINGS
AND THEN I DON’T FEEL SO BAD
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YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME
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I wonder if my neighbors hate me when I have my Disney playlist on.
I belt out EVERY word I know.
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chanfors:
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
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Every single time I see that I have a new message, I sit here and think of the 5,000 different ways I could have possibly pissed someone off before I open my inbox.
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My sister is engaged.
She calls him “Daddy”.
His name on facebook is ‘Affliction’.
I honestly don’t know whether to be happy or count down the days until they split.
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